Not so bloody victorious after all

Fuck. I am useless.

Please someone enlighten me: What feed should I have that is satisfactory to Amatomu? The bloody bastards are incredibly fussy and let me know daily that my feed is not validating:

Sorry

This feed does not validate.

• line 2, column 0: The prefix “media” generally is associated with the namespace “http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/” [help]
  

  <rss version="2.0"
  

In addition, interoperability with the widest range of feed readers could be improved by implementing the following recommendation.

• line 120, column 0: style attribute contains potentially dangerous content: text-indent:-0.25in;margin:0 0 0 0.5in; (17 occurrences) [help]
  

  <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-0.25in;margin:0 0 0 ...
  

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!!?!

It’s incredibly mean of them, especially since they offer no assistance to a computer idiot like me.

I had to have a margarita last night due to this debacle. It was bloody disappointing. This has upset me immensely.

Please. Someone has got to help me. The margaritas aren’t going to.

I am victorious

Oh my god. I have finally worked out how this whole RSS feed thingy works. It’s taken me days, I am not exaggerating. And I thought I was computer literate. Uh… no.

At least now all my many (detect the note of sarcasm) fans can subscribe to my feed. Oh how lucky you all are.

Seriously, this has made my day.