Not so bloody victorious after all

Fuck. I am useless.

Please someone enlighten me: What feed should I have that is satisfactory to Amatomu? The bloody bastards are incredibly fussy and let me know daily that my feed is not validating:

Sorry

This feed does not validate.

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In addition, interoperability with the widest range of feed readers could be improved by implementing the following recommendation.

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!!?!

It’s incredibly mean of them, especially since they offer no assistance to a computer idiot like me.

I had to have a margarita last night due to this debacle. It was bloody disappointing. This has upset me immensely.

Please. Someone has got to help me. The margaritas aren’t going to.

Margaritas are handy

I suddenly realized today that it is my ex’s birthday. Strange that you can be so a part of a person’s life and then the next thing you know, you haven’t spoken to them in a year. It makes me kind of sad. It also makes me fucking mad.

I think I need a margarita.

Talking of which – if any of you live in Cape Town, South Africa, I highly recommend that you get yourselves down to Pancho’s in Observatory and treat yourself to the delightful experience of an icy cold strawberry or lime margarita. I assure you that it will be well worth the experience. Especially since they come in 1 and 2 litre jugs that will both fill your tummy (so you think you have eaten) and make you blissfully numb to your many problems. What more could one ask for?  I think, not much else.