The Temptation that is BFG

So anyway, there might be love (oh, whom I kidding, it’s definitely lust) in the air.

Don’t act so surprised. I am actually quite likeable.

Unfortunately, however, there are some obstacles to this rendezvous:

1.       BFG (let just call him that as it describes him quite nicely) works for my father.

2.       My father’s offices are at home. I live at home (don’t judge me).

3.       I am volatile and dramatic. Needless to say I have less than amicable break ups.

4.       BFG is 6’4”, I am 5’3” (I find this more amusing than problematic).

Oh, what to do?

Ah, fuck it, I can’t think rationally here – it’s been a long, dry season.

How do you get rid of temptation? You yield to it. Fantastic, problem solved. Thanks for all your help.

(Sorry dad!)